let's drop in on a grommet

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

boneycircus:

rosewednesday:

jhameia:

professorprof:

kiyuukins:

ponies-n-things:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I know we all love Edna because she’s super fierce and determined and an awesome role model and shit but

do you ever think that she feels intensely guilty over this, having made this suit that lead to the death of this amazing young girl

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

Repeated for emphasis:

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

Edna at the funeral, veiled from head to toe, slowly ripping pages out of her pocket sketchbook and mouthing the words “no capes”

you people are monsters

 - the true kanaya
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zer0xdrayton:

pegasuswest:

vergess:

feferipisces:

fandom kanaya

I WAS DRINKING MY GODDAMN TEA WHEN I HIT PLAY AND I NEARLY BROKE THE SECOND COMPUTER THIS FUCKING WEEK GODDAMNIT

did-you-really-just Get yo butt over here.

I LITTERALLY FUCK COULDNT BREATH FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES OH GOD IM IN PAIN

almyro:

we need a deadpool marvel movie

uro-boros:

archaicacid:

think-poiple:

one time my mom said “you can’t do hetalia for every assignment”
i proceeded to laugh and draw bouncer ‘verse fanart lol an arthur a day keeps the social life away
(used this photo as reference)

ERIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
you’re gonna kill me

holy
fucking
shit

uro-boros:

archaicacid:

think-poiple:

one time my mom said “you can’t do hetalia for every assignment”

i proceeded to laugh and draw bouncer ‘verse fanart lol an arthur a day keeps the social life away

(used this photo as reference)

ERIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

you’re gonna kill me

holy

fucking

shit

somehownatural:

Memorable Tumblr Puns 

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angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

dauntlessardor:

rebelholmes:

pleatedjeans:

24 Pictures That Prove Pit Bulls Are Nothing but Big Softies

Such dangerous beasts…

Pit bulls were originally bred to be nanny dogs.. that was even their title until people started breeding them to fight.

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
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sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

sherlockedgallifreyanofasgard:

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

You can hate someone’s music and love them as a person. This is one of those cases for me.